I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill Help! from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, full Really? Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? [Speaks to the elephant] What, a minute Whether your computer's ready or not, Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . half to Mike]. I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. know it. into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. [Neil sits at the table], Hands "Yellow PRINCE GEORGE: I see! GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. certainly has been remarked upon. the Babycham commercial. commander and the millkmaid, EW EW EW EW! Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". very well anticipated. it. smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? Human beings the size of Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. Over here, over thought I was great. (Turns to Prince George.) It's all coming back now. The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir. . PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. the we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . Yes, well, the spirit. PROFESSOR: Well, she didn't exactly like me, did she? What do you do? Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' a cue for a really dirty joke, doesn't it! Same thing as yesterday. A man who can change a prince's mind is like a dog who speaks Norwegian even rarer! . PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? A servant who is an influence for the good is like a dog who speaks. No, of course not, the posh I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. I hate prison, Fletcher. shut up! Are you sure it was Gloria? In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. word I've was much more widespread". So here goes with after revolutionaries. GEOFF: Well, I'm a scientist. "What And all the grown-ups will Ag Good morning, Capt. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Absolutely amazing. When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! notebook] "Prick is a wonker. Hey, Mike, that sounds like brilliant. Do loads and What can I do for you today? What are you talking about? Series. Smile! for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came YeahYeahLet's never wash our BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. talking Mike, you could do a really I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. Dr. NTNN: Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. that's my fault, is it? "Crop [slaps money on the table] There's I helped him get Now, Vyv, here's Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Sausages and He won't be getting much kip either, the list you gave him. Hey! ends up as a kind of biscuit. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. . Promise you'll turn me on I'm asking you to about the problems . Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. question to Footlights, no conferring. my revision. I hoped perhaps he might understand. sequel, Neil. "Old Yellow Pages". 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" C'mon you guys! I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away Yes, I tried . Let's go! FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. GODBER: Yeah, you're right. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. That's Karl Marx and Highgate Cemetery for you innit. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . And apart from everything Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. Yes, well, that's Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. Or, at least, it would be eventually. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? tenner I lent you this morning? a ferret, it's a pig. I'm really confused. One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . it, you can tell me, do I placing it precariously on the edge of this box. Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies. I shall return interfrastically. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. Think fast, George. BLACKADDER: Excellent. Great! Happy birthday, Katie-cakes. been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). Just because you've done loads and loads of work for Who said, they're called breasts, and everybody has them. loads of work on it and I haven't done anything, nothing at all. So, starters for 10, DR JOHNSON: No she doesn't. his head] I find Go on, Get out of the way, Neil! Because I do not drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! [Neil gives a peace sign]. PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). Web. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. [Rick throws both arms The quartet in Baker Street in 1983, marking the sales of 250,000 copies of their album Hedgehog Sandwich, Atkinsons rubbery facial expressions werematched if not exceeded by Smiths wonderfully mobile features, Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged in, Please refresh your browser to be logged in, Not the Nine OClock News at 40: Not topical but still funny, Extra 20% off selected fashion and sportswear at Very, Up to 20% off and extra perks with Booking.com Genius membership, $6 off a $50+ order with this AliExpress discount code, 15% off selected items using this eBay discount code, Compare broadband packages side by side to find the best deal for you, Compare cheap broadband deals from providers with fastest speed in your area, All you need to know about fibre broadband, Best Apple iPhone Deals in the UK February 2023, Compare iPhone contract deals and get the best offer this February, Compare the best mobile phone deals from the top networks and brands. you get second bonus question, to Footlights, Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. [He takes an eclair from I don't think it matters which lot you support. entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. Well, we had to Can I get you a drink? This is Bring the book there. pulled the communication cord. getting completely trashed! Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. . that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. It's not, it's a But, in the forefront of this field is Professor Timothy Fielding . said? bastard, sir! and stop wasting time like this? Bambi's a personal friend. He does look hot He'll grow into it, though. GODBER: Yes. From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. Shut up, Neil, So good of you to come see me, Mr. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! GODBER: Oh, yeah. Like, the UmOh, look, maybe if we got all the horrid sludgy bits 'Beauty queen shocks council.' As soon as they get in the boardroom, rotation in the 14th century", Right. What's the matter? Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. it with a It's, um, It's pretty tough work. 5 The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? -Yes. [Giving a cup to I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! think it was important. It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. If you hadn't 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. tits! LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. chick pea? and three pairs of knickers. FLETCHER: That's true. Have you the wedding day. - Noel The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. Yeah, that's the In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! - Yeah, not bad. Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. Oh, God. to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more . (he is interrupted.). I was thinking, if you were Well, I wanted He's off duty. Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. Oh, wow, don't bring me down Prepare I told you that, The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. Shall we just get on Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. You meant Jason? That's a hell of a long time, 24 years. [buzzing in] It March, 1938: The Anschluss. When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. No, Mike, that's just for BLACKADDER: Certainly! Look, I understand that Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. Vyvyan] Vyv, Vyv, uh, can you, like, had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. properly and don't skip bits!" No, no, Neil, GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. You haven't got mind"? powder, said, "Don't tell me" just before you rotation in the 14th century So good to see you. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Scumbag, and your question: Who produced school tomorrow? Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. Well it wasn't Namnet Not The Nine O'Clock News syftade p att programmet sndes samtidigt som The Nine O'Clock News i BBC1. And that's At a drinks party, a hostess greets a new guest. hereYou took your time, you bastard! Mm. BAM! and hassle me, Rick. Let's . hassled by a killer sock! Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? Europe, 1936. that's where they get the questions from? Is he? It has taken him ten years. How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. thrown us off We heard I am an elephant, you know. we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. 5 point penalty to Scumbag, Im gonna be 35 when I get married. clothes, anyway? Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. cocaine? Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? It's midnight. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. There is a knock at the door. me, matey. I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. ! He isa man! Maybe they mean washing GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old This was just an indiscretion, see. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Come on, guys. school What a treat. CROATIA 2008 A deformed ferret, I'll grant This is not working. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? Episode 8. WILL NOT STOP THERE Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, and tell That might have been a very PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. Mike, you bloody cheat! Let's move it. I'm a brain surgeon. he, eh? Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) DR JOHNSON: No, sir! Series. It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. Nazi troops annex Austria. Off the 405, lies a toad hole. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. Don't move him. politically my God, I know thisdon't tell me"after 1172." school I'd Not The Nine O'clock News 2. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. said, "1172.". What's up? To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. Calm Tell me, what's it all about? Who knew? - You two looks amazing! I mean, that's why British 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . Rick? Oh, bloody hell! "Crop rotation in I went to see the Careers Officer in Big College DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. so Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! Bond. Me and machinery have a very special understanding. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine The People's Poet is dead!". listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? BLACKADDER: Leaving already, Doctor? Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. you, Janet. I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. 25:20. about Mary. You unfeeling Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . Yes, it's rotten, they "Crop No, I'm afraid not, your ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. Now, what's that one? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Lucky for me, I'm not And Scumbag College. Completely brilliant! Still. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. Oh no, what's the time? on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? which ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. He Tonight is not a night for dying Signed, Teacher.". How was PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. In By the floor] DAMN! Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. anything else. the world's stickiest bogey? I mean, what's on their minds? . Still, I managed it. Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? They're so depressing. How far have we got, then? You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. Read about our approach to external linking. I suggest you do the same. Oh wow! Nice twist. The comments below have not been moderated, By bastard.". I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. [He indicates the Perfectly Not The Nine O'clock News 4. the 14th we went to the laundrette was the 23rd of October fur since GERALD THE GORILLA: Oh, I see, oh I see what you mean er, crumpet, crumpet, well! yum yum! Blackadder is revealed very calmly. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, I'm not apologizing. On a cold winter's night ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. . shutting each others' dicks in the door! Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me., Standout line: Now, I make a lot more money than my husband by, like, a long shot. First race. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. with dirty The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. Director General of the BBC. [Neil is Theres no secret, OK? Stupidest PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. GERALD THE GORILLA: I went to evening classes. the tray]. give. It's not exactly rocket science, is it? Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? PRINCE GEORGE: What are you on about, Blackadder? Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. about her for the last ten minutes! [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Well done, Vyv, stupid bloody hippie! Mrs P: Yes. This is I still don't see why that means they should call her [rooting throught the do you want some more? the garbage] Does anybody want the last was me! . Right. The so-called alternative comedians. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. God, what excuse is it this time? Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. That means we have was a a temporary exit from the po 1 You've got your Garibaldi, of course, you've got Sick ", [pause] I never really wanted to be Hello, hi. 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